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Jul 12, 2024

The Kirkland Signature White T-Shirt

I'm here to tell you that I'm turning 40 and somehow just discovered that the best white T-shirt on the planet is available in a six-pack for $26 at Costco.

Don't waste your youth searching and spending money on white t-shirts. I've done Uniqlo, Gildan, Muji, and J.Crew... The Costco T-shirt is better. AND IT'S A FRACTION OF THE COST (honestly spending $45+ on a single white t-shirt is insane). As I rapidly age, price point and quality matter... luckily with the Kirkland Signature Men's Crew Neck T-Shirt, YOU GET BOTH!

Also, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK those dorks at Buck Mason. The dudes that work there are too much. 

Have you ever been in before? Beeeeeecause we do things here a little differently – the first thing you'll notice is our T-shirts are curved at the bottom. 

Despite all buzz, I think their white t-shirts are soooooo bad – for me they fit like total shit. There is something very unnatural about a t-shirt with a curved bottom hem (not a hem God ever intended). When I told them that I hated the fit they took it VERY personally and became very rude, encouraging me to go "check out "UNTUCKit." Which was very good BURRRRRRN, but totally unnecessary. It was almost as if they associated the bad fit with the curved bottom hem and felt like I must require a shirt that is longer in the front? Or they were just being dicks and insinuating that I had poor taste because I didn't like their shirt. Regardless, the whole experience turned me off of the brand. 

Kinds of Kindness was good, but it felt like they were trying a bit too hard. Like the writer saw Poor Things and said, "I can do this shit" and hired the exact same cast. 

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