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Nov 17, 2014

Honest LinkedIn Profile

  • Pretty good at everything except Excel.
  • Fast metabolism.
  • Have never given a keynote, but have ideas and am probably capable.
  • Good at convincing friends to take pictures for me while posing on conference stages.
  • Extensive experience not reading all of my emails.
  • Not going to make mistakes like thinking acumen is a spice (it’s not). It's a business thing and turns out either you have it or you don't.
  • Proven fantasy football commissioner.
  • Demonstrated ability to skip meetings with believable excuses.
  • Over 25 years of spelling experience.
  • Bravery.
  • Exceptional MS Paint skills.
  • Skilled at not biting off more than I can chew (knows when to hold knows when to fold).
  • Above-average dancer.
  • Proven reader (and comprehender).